Ooooooooooh my god.

Ok, my friend told me about the UK big brother with the celebrities right? Basically, they have placed a Bollywood actress (SQUEAL!!!!) in the house.

AND THEN all these idiotic bitches in the house are making fun of her. Her name, her heritage, her accent for god's sakes. The most amusing thing is, half of these bitches (Yes, bitches. There is no other name for them.) don't even know where cities in their own country are. In fact, I might argue they don't know what one is. Observe.

"More notoriously she displayed a high level of ignorance regarding basic general knowledge for a British native. Goody thought that the British city of Cambridge was in London. On being told that Cambridge is in East Anglia, or rather Goody's "East Angular", she assumed that this was abroad. Goody* also believed that Saddam Hussein was a boxer. Fears were expressed that Goody would be physically attacked on leaving the Big Brother house." - Wikipedia

* Jade Goody is one of the main bitches. [link]

Yeah. That bad. The rest of them can't even enunciate. I know a handful of British citzens, and maybe I'm lucky, but they can enunciate. This leads me to believe this select few people are for lack of a better term the village idiots.

See, I would pay to be in that house. I would be going absolutely nuts with excitment to meet a real Bollywood actress! I'd be eating that up. I'd want language lessons, cooking lessons, I'd want fashion advice (oh my god, do I love Indian clothing), make up tips, Bollywood dancing help, information on her religion and country EVERYTHING! But no, these dolts would rather act like highschool freakshows than taking a golden opportunity.

So, STFU Big Brother Bitches and YOU GO SHILPA! WOO! Show em!